I'm Jeff and I care about you.
Even If you don't believe it.
today i’m here to talk about hyenas.
no, not those slobbery cackling motherfuckers, those aren’t hyenas
THESE motherfuckers.. are hyenas
THEY HAVE THE ROUNDEST LIL NOSES OMG
YOU THOUGHT HYENAS WERE UGLY HUH I THINK NOT NOPE
THEY GOT THE ROUNDED FUCKING EARS AND DROOPY EYES AND NATURAL MOHAWKS AND I MEAN COME ON HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HYENAS
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL FUCKING CREATURES
okay i’m done
So fun fact. female hyenas have elongated clitorisis that act as pseudo-penisis. Female hyenas are bigger than the males, which have to be on the bottom when they mate. The females give birth through their clitoris, which ruptures. There is a high mortality rate for both mother and cub.
I’m going to bite you
Fuck you all I can fangirl over myself