today i’m here to talk about hyenas.
no, not those slobbery cackling motherfuckers, those aren’t hyenas
THESE motherfuckers.. are hyenas
THEY HAVE THE ROUNDEST LIL NOSES OMG
YOU THOUGHT HYENAS WERE UGLY HUH I THINK NOT NOPE
THEY GOT THE ROUNDED FUCKING EARS AND DROOPY EYES AND NATURAL MOHAWKS AND I MEAN COME ON HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HYENAS
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL FUCKING CREATURES
okay i’m done
So fun fact. female hyenas have elongated clitorisis that act as pseudo-penisis. Female hyenas are bigger than the males, which have to be on the bottom when they mate. The females give birth through their clitoris, which ruptures. There is a high mortality rate for both mother and cub.
(via botdfhellyes)
Ever know somone who spews forth incessant ramblings whenever they speak
Brian Posehn was seriously on Adventure Time. Sweet.
I’m going to bite you
I hate when people are vauge like that one guy in that book with that problem that gets resolved at the end.
I puked so fucking much yesterday.
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’ He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans… flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you? She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’ The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “are you a real pilot?” He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
(Source: funnyordie.com)
